Me after picking up the boys on May 5th: "Did you guys learn about Cinco de Mayo?"
Carson: "Yeah! The Mexico people borrowed money from France. The French wanted the money back but Mexico needed it for one more day. So they had a war, and the Mexico people won."
Me: "What happened with the money?"
Carson: "They could keep it for one more day."
Me: "How much was it?"
Carson: "Like $10 or something. I dunno. But nobody from France got hurt in the war. The Mexico people just took all of their weapons and they celebrated. And ate a lot of tacos afterwards."
That's first grade education for you!